KFP Team Member Enamel Pin

Are you always losing your team member name tag to the hot flames of the burners? Well, this all-metal enamel pin will keep you identifiable at all times. Comes with a dry-erase marker to write in your team member number and/or name, after protocol 887.3 was stricken from the records!

Specifications:

• Dimensions: 8 cm wide x 4 cm tall.
• Hard enamel pin.
  

Notable Observations:

• Pins appear to generate own unique identification numbers
• Multiple reports of pins warming during customer interactions
• No two pins display identical patterns when viewed under microscope
• Management actively avoids learning bearer names, insisting "it's better this way"
• H-class and C-class pin differentiation protocols implemented after several concerning species verification errors

Important: Product ship date is subject to change. Product specifications, design, and final contents may vary from what is shown. We'll notify customers of any significant changes.