Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
Category: Food Items
The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division
🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support
Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?
Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.
Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.
Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.
~2.77lbs, 30 servings.
(illegal in the derby)
Allergen Information
- Contains: Milk
- Contains papaya-derived enzymes
- Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish
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