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Tomoe Umari Horsepower Kit

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$53.88 $107.75 In stock

Category: Bundles

The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes 
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?

Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.

Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.

Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.

~2.77lbs, 30 servings.

(illegal in the derby)

Allergen Information

  • Contains: Milk
  • Contains papaya-derived enzymes
  • Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

Bundle contains:

  • 1x Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
  • 1x The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker

Allergen Information
Contains: Milk
Contains papaya-derived enzymes
Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

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The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker


Payload Capacity: A full 24 oz (700ml) chamber, designed to stable up to 4 scoops of Neigh Protein for maximum horsepower(not recommended for non-horses)


Thermal Regulation Housing: Double-vacuum wall insulated steel core maintains optimal feed temperature for hours, marked with measuring lines for ease of use.


Modular Thunderhoof Agitator: An integrated, screw-on mixer that creates an optimized mix leaving your Neigh Protein smoothly blended


Exclusive UmArmy Cavalry Finish: Features an exclusive printed Tomoe Umari design 

 

Product Images are for illustrative purposes only and may differ from the actual product.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Robert ★★★★★

The 30g of whey isolate mixes up completely smooth with no clumps, and the apple flavor is crisp without being overly sweet. I've been adding it to my post-ride routine for the electrolytes and digestive enzymes, and my stomach feels great even on training days.

Abigail N. ★★★★★

First sip tastes like a fresh Honeycrisp apple, not that fake candy sweetness, and the horse electrolytes actually made my post-ride hydration feel less sluggish. The 23 nanoboosted nutrients are a nice touch, though I mostly bought it for the 30g of easy-digesting isolate. Took it about 20 minutes

Chloe ★★★★★

The 30g of whey isolate mixes up completely smooth with no clumps, and the honeycrisp apple taste is a nice change from chalky vanilla. I’ve been adding it post-ride and the electrolytes plus digestive enzymes seem to help me recover without that heavy feeling.

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