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Tomoe Umarmy Neigh Noods Bundle

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$68.87 $137.74 In stock

Category: Naked Noods

The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes 
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?

Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.

Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.

Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.

~2.77lbs, 30 servings.

(illegal in the derby)

Allergen Information

  • Contains: Milk
  • Contains papaya-derived enzymes
  • Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish


Bundle contains:

  • 1x Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
  • 1x The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
  • 1 bag of Naked Noods

 

Allergen Information
Contains: Milk (protein powder), Wheat (Naked Noods)
Contains papaya-derived enzymes
Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

 

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Jason K. ★★★★★

The honeycrisp apple flavor is surprisingly clean for a protein powder, not that fake candy taste. Mixed it with cold water post-workout and the 30g of whey isolate went down smooth, no clumps. The digestive enzyme support is a nice touch, I didn't feel bloated at all after.

Sebastian L. ★★★★★

I was skeptical about horse electrolytes in a protein shake, but these noodles actually mix clean with no weird aftertaste, and the 30g of whey isolate per serving has me hitting my protein goal without feeling bloated. The digestive enzyme support is a nice touch since I usually get gassy with othe

Isabella ★★★★★

The honeycrisp apple flavor is surprisingly clean, and the horse electrolytes actually curb that mid-afternoon crash better than my usual recovery shake. Mixed it with cold water and it dissolved without any clumps, which is rare for 30g of protein. Tastes like a treat but hits like a recovery meal.

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