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Tomoe Umarmy Neigh Noods PRO Bundle

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$71.37 $142.74 In stock

Category: Ramen Bundles

The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes 
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?

Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.

Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.

Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.

~2.77lbs, 30 servings.

(illegal in the derby)

Allergen Information

  • Contains: Milk
  • Contains papaya-derived enzymes
  • Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish


Bundle contains:

  • 1x Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
  • 1x The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
  • 1 bag of Naked Noods Pro+

Allergen Information
Contains: Milk (Protein Powder), Wheat (Naked Noods Pro+)
Contains papaya-derived enzymes
Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

 

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Customer Reviews (4.9 / 5 · 25 reviews)

John Q. ★★★★★

I was skeptical about whey isolate ramen, but the 30g of protein per serving actually makes this a legit post-ride meal. The honeycrisp apple broth is surprisingly clean, and the digestive enzymes helped me avoid the usual bloating I get from protein powders.

Henry Y. ★★★★★

The honeycrisp apple flavor tastes exactly like a Jolly Rancher, and the horse electrolytes somehow make post-workout recovery feel way less brutal. Woke up with zero soreness after leg day, which never happens.

Isabella ★★★★★

The 30g of whey isolate actually mixes clean in a shaker bottle—no clumps, and the honeycrisp apple flavor is way more refreshing than I expected for something with electrolytes. I've been using it post-workout for a week and the digestive enzymes seem to be doing their job, no bloat or weird aftert

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