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Tomoe Umarmy Neigh PRO Ramen Pack

Tomoe Umarmy Neigh PRO Ramen Pack - Main image
$83.84 $167.69 In stock

Category: Ramen Bundles

The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes 
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?

Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.

Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.

Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.

~2.77lbs, 30 servings.

(illegal in the derby)

Allergen Information

  • Contains: Milk
  • Contains papaya-derived enzymes
  • Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish


Bundle contains:

  • 1x Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
  • 1x The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
  • 6 packs of our high protein Pro+ Ramen flavor of your choice

 

Allergen Information
Contains: Milk (Protein Powder), Wheat (Naked Noods Pro+)
Contains papaya-derived enzymes
Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

 

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Aurora M. ★★★★★

The honeycrisp apple flavor is a total game-changer—it tastes like a liquid candy apple but with 30g of protein and those horse electrolytes that actually make sense post-workout. I’ve tried a ton of ramen packs and this is the first one that doesn’t leave me with a weird aftertaste. The digestive e

Christopher ★★★★★

The 30g of whey isolate actually mixes clean with no grit, and the Honeycrisp apple flavor is way less weird than it sounds. I'm halfway through the pack and my post-workout recovery feels noticeably faster, plus the electrolytes are a nice touch for sweaty gym days.

George ★★★★★

The Honeycrisp apple flavor genuinely tastes like a fresh apple, not that fake candy sweetness you get with most protein powders. I usually hate electrolyte drinks, but the horse electrolyte blend here makes it surprisingly smooth going down, and my stomach hasn't been upset once since I started usi